Chine-kal was a Yuuzhan Vong who took part in the Yuuzhan Vong War. He was a commander of a clustership, that fell through a black hole that transported it to the Milky Way. 


He was born and raised in North Kissypi on Yuuzhan'tar, by two flying donuts that were created by an ancient deity. He worked as a fry cook in a Sith-J's (a fast food chain that spread across three galaxies) on the planet, before Shrek'tar slapped his booty and upgraded him to commander. He later led a cluster ship in the Yuuzhan Vong War, that fell into a black hole. 

Joining S.H.I.E.L.D. Edit

After his cluster ship crashed landed into a McDonald's, he and the survivors explored the strange planet known as Earth. After reading a newspaper, they were seduced by the mystical wonders of the being known as Shrek, and sought to battle the ogre in honor. However, Nick Fury accidentally killed all his Vong friends, and hired him as the helicarrier janitor in compensation. Him and the prisoners on the ship were transported there, and he could only admire the green ogre and hope to one day slaughter him in fair battle. 


  • He first appeared in the Agents of Chaos novel series.