Early Life Edit
Laszlo was born and raised in Kentucky, by two raccoons in a dumpster. He learned how to split atoms from his two parents, who he killed after he learned all their knowledge to prevent competition.
Becoming a Legend Edit
When he was 21, he was smacked in the ass by a giant hotdog who wished to eat the planet. He then invented a jail cell for the hotdog with unobtanium, before sending it to the sun with his sheer left toe. This drew the attention of Nick Fury, who hired him to make machines that magically generate hot pockets and poptarts for S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.
He later died when brutally attacked and torn limb from limb by antlions.
- Half-Life 2 (First appearance) (cameo only)
- Sense of Right Alliance (Mentioned only)